It's official. I've horrified my first child with a "when I was a kid..." story! It went like this:
{Me in the bathroom getting ready for a neighborhood party}
Cora: It's a good thing I don't have to run downstairs - I gotta go to the bathroom right now! {goes to the bathroom}
Me: Did you know when I was a little girl I only had one bathroom in my whole house? So if someone was in there when I needed to go potty I just had to hold it!
Cora: {horrified} WHAT? Did you ever pee your pants?
Me: I don't know - you'll have to ask Meme. I don't ever remember doing that but I may have.
Cora: Wow. So what did you do if you were upstairs and had to go potty?
Me: Our house only had one floor - all the rooms were on the first floor.
Cora: WHAT?? How is that even possible?
Me: {laughs} AND if someone was in the bathroom taking a bath when I needed to go, I had to wait for them to finish taking their WHOLE bath!
Cora: I have no idea how you lived like that.
MUAhahahahahahaha. Now it has officially begun!
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