My kids seem to indeed say the darnedest things. I would often post these as Facebook statuses but realized that I should be doing something to save these for later. You know, so I can totally embarrass them in their teen years. I hope you enjoy these, but if not... I know I sure will!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
02-28-13
Last night at dinner:
Cora: Mommy - how old is Daddy?
Me: He's 35
Cora: And you're what? 91 right?
Go to your room kid.
Friday, February 15, 2013
2-15-13
It's official. I've horrified my first child with a "when I was a kid..." story! It went like this:
{Me in the bathroom getting ready for a neighborhood party}
Cora: It's a good thing I don't have to run downstairs - I gotta go to the bathroom right now! {goes to the bathroom}
Me: Did you know when I was a little girl I only had one bathroom in my whole house? So if someone was in there when I needed to go potty I just had to hold it!
Cora: {horrified} WHAT? Did you ever pee your pants?
Me: I don't know - you'll have to ask Meme. I don't ever remember doing that but I may have.
Cora: Wow. So what did you do if you were upstairs and had to go potty?
Me: Our house only had one floor - all the rooms were on the first floor.
Cora: WHAT?? How is that even possible?
Me: {laughs} AND if someone was in the bathroom taking a bath when I needed to go, I had to wait for them to finish taking their WHOLE bath!
Cora: I have no idea how you lived like that.
MUAhahahahahahaha. Now it has officially begun!
{Me in the bathroom getting ready for a neighborhood party}
Cora: It's a good thing I don't have to run downstairs - I gotta go to the bathroom right now! {goes to the bathroom}
Me: Did you know when I was a little girl I only had one bathroom in my whole house? So if someone was in there when I needed to go potty I just had to hold it!
Cora: {horrified} WHAT? Did you ever pee your pants?
Me: I don't know - you'll have to ask Meme. I don't ever remember doing that but I may have.
Cora: Wow. So what did you do if you were upstairs and had to go potty?
Me: Our house only had one floor - all the rooms were on the first floor.
Cora: WHAT?? How is that even possible?
Me: {laughs} AND if someone was in the bathroom taking a bath when I needed to go, I had to wait for them to finish taking their WHOLE bath!
Cora: I have no idea how you lived like that.
MUAhahahahahahaha. Now it has officially begun!
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
2-13-13
Cora is very excited about Valentine's Day coming up. Tonight as I was tucking her in bed, she asked me:
"Mom, tomorrow night, when you come check on me, in the middle of the night, when I'm sleeping ... can you lean down and whisper in my ear "Happy Valentimes Cora!"
"Mom, tomorrow night, when you come check on me, in the middle of the night, when I'm sleeping ... can you lean down and whisper in my ear "Happy Valentimes Cora!"
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