Milly just came in from being outside with her dad (who had mowed our bushland yard). She was quiet in the kitchen so I hollered in and asked her what she was doing:
"I'm fixing my foots. My feets. My feet ... foots."
I walked in to find her on the floor in front of the stove, with my good dishtowel calmly cleaning mud and dirt off her feet.
I said "Oh sweetie, that towel is for clean hands - not dirty feet! We should use a paper towel!"
She responded "But I'm doing it myself!" Well, yes, but....
My kids seem to indeed say the darnedest things. I would often post these as Facebook statuses but realized that I should be doing something to save these for later. You know, so I can totally embarrass them in their teen years. I hope you enjoy these, but if not... I know I sure will!
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
5-22-13
Cora was telling me about an altercation out on the playground today.
Cora: Mom, one of the teachers tripped on the playground and said the "s" word today!
Me: Oh wow. That's not good. I bet that teacher was really sorry!
Cora: Yep! She tripped and, well, I can't say it.
Me: {intrigued} What did she say - it's ok, you can tell me.
Cora: She tripped and said "Stupid crack!" Yeah! She said {whispers} "stupid"! I've also heard teachers say the j-word AND the o-word!
Cora: Mom, one of the teachers tripped on the playground and said the "s" word today!
Me: Oh wow. That's not good. I bet that teacher was really sorry!
Cora: Yep! She tripped and, well, I can't say it.
Me: {intrigued} What did she say - it's ok, you can tell me.
Cora: She tripped and said "Stupid crack!" Yeah! She said {whispers} "stupid"! I've also heard teachers say the j-word AND the o-word!
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
5-15-13
Cora to me as we follow Milly up the stairs:
"Milly is so cute. I'm so glad we picked her out. She is just darling."
"Milly is so cute. I'm so glad we picked her out. She is just darling."
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
5-4-13
This weekend, while hanging out in the W Midtown for Aunt Gigi's wedding, Meme gave the girls some fun light up necklaces. Milly came over wearing hers and proudly announced "I'm a Fashion Pizza." After a little dissecting I realized what she meant was "fashionista".
Monday, April 29, 2013
4-29-13
Milly was asked to use the bathroom before bed. She couldn't "go". She informed me: "Mommy the pee pees aren't comin' out. They're just busy. They're just busy right now. They'll come back later ok?"
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
4-16-13
I got a two-fer today. First, my oldest:
As I was tucking her in tonight:
Cora: Mom, guess what I learned today?
Me: What's that?
Cora: When you go to jail, you are not allowed to shave. I mean they have shavers but you can't have them until your beard gets like way to down to here {gestures} and then they do it for you.
Me: {trying to sound nonchalant} Who told you that honey?
Cora: My teacher at daycare.
(By the way - I did try and ask her how that came up. She told me "we read a book about it." Ahhh ok.)
And the youngest's contribution:
Milly came home today still a bit sick, tired and CRANKY. She also came home with a large blue fingerpainted blob on paper. Trying to redirect the whiny, cranky, mess, I asked:
Me: Milly! This is beautiful! Is this a pool?
- to which she sullenly responded
Milly: NO! It's just BEW! [blue]
- and stomped off
As I was tucking her in tonight:
Cora: Mom, guess what I learned today?
Me: What's that?
Cora: When you go to jail, you are not allowed to shave. I mean they have shavers but you can't have them until your beard gets like way to down to here {gestures} and then they do it for you.
Me: {trying to sound nonchalant} Who told you that honey?
Cora: My teacher at daycare.
(By the way - I did try and ask her how that came up. She told me "we read a book about it." Ahhh ok.)
And the youngest's contribution:
Milly came home today still a bit sick, tired and CRANKY. She also came home with a large blue fingerpainted blob on paper. Trying to redirect the whiny, cranky, mess, I asked:
Me: Milly! This is beautiful! Is this a pool?
- to which she sullenly responded
Milly: NO! It's just BEW! [blue]
- and stomped off
Sunday, April 14, 2013
4-14-13
Milly's birthday party was yesterday so she got lots of great toys. Sister got an "unbirthday" present from Meme and Poppi that was a Hello Kitty make up set. With the set came a bow-shaped ring with body glitter gel inside it. Cora was not a fan and graciously offered it to her little sister. Milly now treats it as a sacred object. She has a small purple and lime green gift bag that she carries around as a purse. As she was huddled over it I overheard this:
Milly: I put all my treasures in he-ow. They are mine and I love them.
When she went on to something else I peeked inside. It was the Sacred Ring, a blue button, and some barbie accouterments (one shoe, a place setting from the new Barbie Beach House) a business card and some other odds and ends. But in the eyes of a newly minted 3 year old, they are treasures!
Milly: I put all my treasures in he-ow. They are mine and I love them.
When she went on to something else I peeked inside. It was the Sacred Ring, a blue button, and some barbie accouterments (one shoe, a place setting from the new Barbie Beach House) a business card and some other odds and ends. But in the eyes of a newly minted 3 year old, they are treasures!
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