Tuesday, September 27, 2016

9-27-16

Milly: I have a big brain with lots of smartness in it.

Friday, September 23, 2016

9-23-16

Milly (today in the car while we were discussing there isn't much that people can do that is limited by their sex): I wish I was a boy. Just so I could pee wherever I wanted. I wish I had a penis. 
Me: ..... Well, yes, that would be nice.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

9-17-16

In case you're curious, candy corn are the most sacred and limited thing in the universe. Ergo if your sister gets ONE more piece than you, it is END OF TIMES.