Someone has been soaking things in at daycare:
Cora: (with hands on hips in her PJs) DAD! You are not listening to my words! This is NOT a joke. Do you understand me? This is not funny, ok?
Ryan: (bewildered) Honey I am listening to you. What did you want to tell me?
Cora: (pauses) Well ... nothin really.
My kids seem to indeed say the darnedest things. I would often post these as Facebook statuses but realized that I should be doing something to save these for later. You know, so I can totally embarrass them in their teen years. I hope you enjoy these, but if not... I know I sure will!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
11-02-10
A couple of good ones today:
Cora: (talking to Ryan after school - very sternly) Daddy! Do you really not understand the words I'm saying to you? Shape up!
And then later as we were talking:
Cora: Mom do you wanna marry me? Here sit down and hold my hands and we'll be married.
Me: (looking at her and making a funny face)
Cora: MOM! That is NOT how to be married! First we sit down together, then we watch some TV and then we make silly faces. That's how you be married. That's how it works.
Cora: (talking to Ryan after school - very sternly) Daddy! Do you really not understand the words I'm saying to you? Shape up!
And then later as we were talking:
Cora: Mom do you wanna marry me? Here sit down and hold my hands and we'll be married.
Me: (looking at her and making a funny face)
Cora: MOM! That is NOT how to be married! First we sit down together, then we watch some TV and then we make silly faces. That's how you be married. That's how it works.
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