4-17-14

I made pot stickers tonight for the first time and Milly was already in a MOOD that she had to come home from the park to eat so she came in sobbing and mad at the world. I had the sauce already by each plate and when she saw it she  whined:
 "I don't liiiiiiike dis black stuff! What IS it??!" 
Being frustrated after cooking all evening I snapped "It's poison Milly - don't eat it!" After we all sat down and miss Hangry got some food in her she was throwing them back like there was no tomorrow. As she was dipping her last one she said:
 "This poison is good mommy but it hurts the scratch on my lip a little." And then we all busted up laughing.

4-4-14

From the Playroom:
Cora: (to herself) I'm just gonna ignore this little thing and just pretend it's not even here.
Me: What are you ignoring?
Cora: Milly.

Oh so proud:
Ryan: I'm just gonna sit here with a beer ok?
Milly: I LOVE BEER I LOVE BEER I LOVE BEER
Ryan: Milly! You do NOT. That is not a good thing to say.
Milly: (sulking) But I do.