Milly just came in from being outside with her dad (who had mowed our bushland yard). She was quiet in the kitchen so I hollered in and asked her what she was doing:
"I'm fixing my foots. My feets. My feet ... foots."
I walked in to find her on the floor in front of the stove, with my good dishtowel calmly cleaning mud and dirt off her feet.
I said "Oh sweetie, that towel is for clean hands - not dirty feet! We should use a paper towel!"
She responded "But I'm doing it myself!" Well, yes, but....
My kids seem to indeed say the darnedest things. I would often post these as Facebook statuses but realized that I should be doing something to save these for later. You know, so I can totally embarrass them in their teen years. I hope you enjoy these, but if not... I know I sure will!
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
5-22-13
Cora was telling me about an altercation out on the playground today.
Cora: Mom, one of the teachers tripped on the playground and said the "s" word today!
Me: Oh wow. That's not good. I bet that teacher was really sorry!
Cora: Yep! She tripped and, well, I can't say it.
Me: {intrigued} What did she say - it's ok, you can tell me.
Cora: She tripped and said "Stupid crack!" Yeah! She said {whispers} "stupid"! I've also heard teachers say the j-word AND the o-word!
Cora: Mom, one of the teachers tripped on the playground and said the "s" word today!
Me: Oh wow. That's not good. I bet that teacher was really sorry!
Cora: Yep! She tripped and, well, I can't say it.
Me: {intrigued} What did she say - it's ok, you can tell me.
Cora: She tripped and said "Stupid crack!" Yeah! She said {whispers} "stupid"! I've also heard teachers say the j-word AND the o-word!
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
5-15-13
Cora to me as we follow Milly up the stairs:
"Milly is so cute. I'm so glad we picked her out. She is just darling."
"Milly is so cute. I'm so glad we picked her out. She is just darling."
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
5-4-13
This weekend, while hanging out in the W Midtown for Aunt Gigi's wedding, Meme gave the girls some fun light up necklaces. Milly came over wearing hers and proudly announced "I'm a Fashion Pizza." After a little dissecting I realized what she meant was "fashionista".
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